Butlins Bognor Regis

Red coats still patrol the grounds here, clipboard in hand and theatrical enthusiasm intact, just as they have since Billy Butlin's first holiday camp opened its doors. The iconic seaside resort continues to divide opinion - some swear by its no-holds-barred entertainment approach, others find it a bit much after day one.

Families with young children tend to get the most from Butlins. The entertainment programme runs non-stop, from morning yoga to late-night cabaret shows, with activities designed to keep everyone occupied regardless of weather. The accommodation ranges from basic chalets to more modern apartments, though don't expect boutique luxury.

What strikes you most is the sheer scale of organised fun. Swimming complexes, fairground rides, live shows and themed dining all compete for attention. It's proper old-school British holiday camp territory - think knobbly knees competitions and talent shows rather than spa treatments.

The location puts you right on Bognor Regis seafront, handy for traditional seaside diversions when you need a break from the organised chaos. Worth noting that many guests book all-inclusive packages, which makes sense given the resort's self-contained nature. If you're staying at nearby parks like Haven Church Farm Holiday Village or Chichester Lakeside Holiday Park, day passes offer a taste without the full commitment.