Bob Mortimer's Rock

The Rock itself is a modest outcrop near Hexham, Northumberland - nothing that'll make you gasp from a distance. But if you're a Bob Mortimer fan, it's become something of a pilgrimage spot since he mentioned it on his podcast. The man's from the north-east, so there's a genuine local connection here that goes beyond the usual celeb-spotting nonsense.

There's not much to actually do once you've found it. You rock up, take a photo, maybe have a laugh about whatever Bob said about it, and then you're done. Half an hour maximum, unless you're planning a proper walk in the area. The appeal is entirely in the story rather than the place itself - which is fine, honestly. Some of the best bits of a holiday are the daft detours.

If you're staying at Sycamore Glamping Pods just down the road, it's a dead easy afternoon jaunt to add to your itinerary. Pair it with an actual walk around Hexham town or explore the surrounding countryside properly. The spot works best if you're already in the area rather than planning a dedicated trip, but for Mortimer devotees and those who appreciate the absurdity of modern pilgrimage sites, it's a laugh. Free to visit, naturally - it's just a rock.