Tall Bloke Adventures

There's a bloke in Cumbria who's made something of a name for himself by being, well, tall. Tall Bloke Adventures near Penrith has become one of those quirky stops people actually talk about - the kind of thing that makes you laugh when you tell mates back home, but genuinely interesting once you're there.

What you're really doing is visiting a working landmark and attraction run by someone who's turned their unusual height into an actual experience. It's part novelty, part genuinely clever - the sort of place that works equally well as a photo stop or a proper chat with someone who knows the Lake District inside out. You'll spend maybe 20 to 30 minutes here, longer if the owner's about and in the mood for stories.

It appeals to families wanting something different from the usual attractions, and to walkers looking for an offbeat detour between proper hikes. Kids find it daft in the best way, and adults appreciate the authenticity of it - this isn't corporate, it's just someone doing their thing.

Staying at one of the nearby caravan parks makes sense if you're basing yourself in the area for a week. Ewe Love Camping Pods up the road is brilliant if you want something a bit more modern, while Ullswater Holiday Park gives you good access to the lake itself. Hit Tall Bloke Adventures on the way to or from a walk around Penrith, and you've got yourself a proper Cumbrian day out. Free to visit, no booking needed as far as anyone knows.