Portrait Tree

The Portrait Tree sits just outside Cirencester, a gnarled oak that's caught the attention of visitors for years thanks to the distinctive face-like markings in its bark. You'll spot it easily enough - it genuinely does look like a weathered portrait when you know where to look, though some people see it straight away and others walk past wondering what all the fuss is about.

It's one of those spots that takes ten minutes maximum, which means it works brilliantly as a quick detour between proper attractions rather than a destination in itself. Kids tend to find it amusing rather than fascinating, but if you're into natural oddities or just fancy a gentle wander, it won't disappoint. The tree sits on accessible land, so there's no scrambling involved.

If you're staying at Hoburne Cotswold Holiday Park just 1.3 miles away, it's practically on your doorstep - worth combining with a stroll round Cirencester itself. Great Farm, five miles south, is also a solid base if you're after a longer stay in the area. Admission appears to be free, which is the main selling point really. Go when the light's decent - late afternoon tends to show the markings best, and you'll avoid any crowds that do turn up.