Peppa Pig World

If you've got a toddler who won't stop banging on about Peppa Pig, Peppa Pig World at Paultons Park in Wiltshire is where you end up. It's basically a theme park section dedicated entirely to the pig and her muddy puddle obsession, complete with rides and attractions themed around the show. You'll find the Peppa Pig experience alongside general fairground rides and gardens spread across the wider Paultons Park grounds.

The rides themselves are gentle - we're talking log flumes, spinning teacups, and soft play areas rather than white-knuckle stuff. Small children absolutely lose their minds here because every corner looks like the telly, and if your four-year-old still thinks Peppa is the height of entertainment, you've basically found Disneyland. Realistically, you'll spend two to three hours here before they've done the rounds and had enough.

Nearby Ashurst gives you a few camping options if you're making a proper weekend of it. Green Hill Farm Holiday Village is closest at 3.3 miles, with Ashurst Campsite and Longbeech just a bit further out. Pick whichever feels right for your setup.

Worth noting: admission isn't free, so budget accordingly. The whole Paultons Park operation charges entry, and summer weekends get rammed. Go midweek in school holidays if you can, or during shoulder season when the queues are properly manageable. It's brilliant for the preschool crowd, less so for anyone older who's moved on from the show.