Pirate Ship

Standing proud on Clacton seafront, this weathered wooden galleon catches every child's eye from miles down the beach. The ship isn't going anywhere - it's a proper playground structure built to look like a pirate vessel, complete with rigging, crow's nest, and multiple decks for scrambling about.

Kids absolutely love clambering through the various levels, pretending to spot enemy ships from the lookout posts. There are slides, climbing nets, and plenty of nooks for playing pirates and treasure hunters. The whole thing's designed to spark imagination rather than just provide another swing set.

Families staying at nearby Parkdean resorts like Valley Farm or Highfield Grange will find this makes a cracking addition to a beach day in Clacton. It's right on the seafront, so parents can keep one eye on the little ones while soaking up some sea air. The surrounding area has all the usual seaside attractions - pier, shops, fish and chips - so you can easily make a full day of it.

Best visited when the weather's decent, as there's no shelter if it turns nasty. Give yourself an hour or so, though determined pirates might want longer to fully explore their vessel. It's free entertainment in a town that can get pricey, which makes it well worth the short drive from any of the local holiday parks.