Pirate of the 7 Seas

You'll spot the gaudy fibreglass pirate looming over the landscape near Little Petherick - it's impossible to miss, and that's rather the point. This roadside attraction is the sort of thing that makes you groan and giggle simultaneously, a relic of seaside kitsch that's somehow become oddly endearing over the years.

The pirate figure itself is the main draw - a larger-than-life statue that serves as a photo stop rather than a destination where you'll linger for hours. Families with young children seem to get the most mileage out of it, largely because the novelty factor appeals to kids who find the exaggerated features hilarious. Adults tend to treat it as a quick break during a drive, snap a selfie, and move on.

There's no charge to stop and gawk, and you won't need more than ten minutes unless you're particularly keen on variations of the same photo. It's the sort of place that works best as part of a broader jaunt around North Cornwall rather than a destination in itself.

If you're staying at Padstow Holiday Village, it's barely a twenty-minute drive away, making it an easy diversion when you've exhausted the beach and fancy something daft. The surrounding area has proper coastal walks and genuine attractions, so don't let the pirate be your only stop. It's worth the detour if you're in the region, but manage your expectations - this is novelty value, full stop.