Clacton-on-Sea

The longest pleasure pier in the world juts defiantly into the North Sea here, stretching half a mile beyond the sandy shoreline. It's quintessentially British seaside - deck chairs, donkey rides, and the eternal smell of chips and sea air. Clacton proper divides opinion. Some love its unpretentious charm, others find it a bit tired. But there's something endearing about a resort that doesn't try too hard to impress.

The town centre hums with traditional seaside energy during summer months. Arcade machines flash and ping along the seafront, while the West Cliff Theatre still puts on proper variety shows. Beyond the immediate buzz, you'll discover Martins Farm Country Park tucked away inland - cracking spot for a family wander with its nature trails and farm animals.

Just down the coast, St Osyth offers a complete change of pace. This ancient village feels worlds away from Clacton's seaside bustle. St Peter & St Paul Church dominates the skyline, while the St Osyth Museum tells tales of local history that stretch back centuries. Mill Dam Lake and Reed Pond provide peaceful spots for reflection, particularly lovely on quiet weekday mornings.

Getting here couldn't be easier - direct trains run from London Liverpool Street in about an hour and a quarter. The surrounding Essex countryside rolls gently inland, dotted with traditional farms and market towns. Several holiday parks cluster around the area, from the family-focused Haven Orchards Holiday Village to the more intimate Seawick Holiday Park. They make perfect sense as bases for exploring both Clacton's seaside attractions and the quieter countryside pleasures that lie just beyond the promenade's reach.