Total Football

Total Football is a sports facility in Hertfordshire that gives you the chance to actually play rather than just watch. It's the kind of place where you can book a pitch and get a proper game going with your crew, or bring the kids along for some structured sessions. The setup is straightforward - indoor and outdoor courts depending on what you fancy, and it caters mainly to groups and teams looking for a venue rather than casual walk-ins.

For families based at Lee Valley Camping and Caravan Park or Theobalds Park (both within easy reach), this works as a decent half-day activity if you've got footballers in tow. Teenagers especially will get more out of it than younger kids. It's not a spectator attraction - you're here to participate. The location in Hertfordshire means it's accessible from London without being a slog, making it useful if you want to break up a camping week with something active.

You'll want to book ahead rather than turn up hoping for a kick-about. Bring your own kit and expect standard sports facility vibes - functional rather than fancy. It's honest work, not a tourist attraction masquerading as one. If your family includes keen players or you're arranging a group activity, ring ahead to check current sessions, pricing, and availability. Otherwise, you might find it a bit underwhelming as a casual visit.