Terry's Traditional Crazy Golf and Putting Green

You'll find Terry's tucked away in Cleethorpes, one of those proper old-school crazy golf setups that still feels genuinely from another era. Not a neon laser course in sight - this is traditional golf in the best sense, with honest-to-goodness windmills, ramps and that slightly wonky charm you only get from places that have been running the same way for decades.

It's the kind of place where families spend a genuine hour without anyone reaching for their phone. Kids who can putt straight will breeze through; the real chaos comes when Dad insists he can sink the ball on the first try and ends up three under par on a par-one hole. The course is small enough that you're not trudging miles, but long enough to feel like you've actually done something.

For families staying at Haven Cleethorpes Beach Holiday Park just up the road, this hits the brief perfectly - cheap enough that losing a few quid on the scorecards won't sting, accessible without needing to book ahead, and the sort of thing that makes holiday snaps look properly fun rather than staged. Best on a quieter weekday if you can swing it. Summer weekends get rammed with day-trippers from across the East Midlands.

Not Instagram-worthy, and that's exactly the point. It's proper entertainment, the kind Cleethorpes does well - low-cost, unpretentious, and genuinely diverting for an hour or so.