Sidcup Family Golf

Eighteen holes of decent fun on the outskirts of London, Sidcup Family Golf delivers what it promises - a low-stakes afternoon without the pretension of a full course. The layout winds through indoor and outdoor sections with the usual windmills, loops, and tight angles that make mini golf either brilliant or infuriating, depending on your luck with the putter.

It's genuinely family-friendly, which means it works for everyone from five-year-olds who'll find it thrilling to adults who treat it as a serious competition. The outdoor holes catch proper daylight when the weather cooperates, while the indoor stretch keeps things playable year-round. You won't feel rushed, and the staff don't fuss if you're taking your time lining up shots.

Allow about an hour and a half for a full round, longer if you've got slow groups ahead. It's not free - expect to pay per person - but it's the kind of activity that justifies a rainy afternoon or a quick fix when boredom strikes during a longer London stay. If you're camping at Abbey Wood Experience Freedom Glamping, which sits just over four miles away, this beats a screen-staring evening in the caravan. Worth the short drive, though don't expect championship-grade course design. It does what it does well enough.